Kate, Katie, and Karing

This is honesty, not negativity. Just remember that as you read on.   

Here are 6 things I could care less about. I don't care who knows I don't care and I'll feel better when I don't have to hear about them anymore.

1) The Royal Wedding. It's nice that Prince William is marrying a beautiful woman. (and she is beautiful.)  But it's taking up way too much time.  Devote a channel to it for people who want to watch "fans" lining the streets two days early and stop showing the same B-roll of the ring on her finger.  If you're going to show anything, show that picture of her in the blue dress...over and over.

2) Obama's Birth Certificate.  He showed a document proving he was born in Hawaii.  That's close enough to America for me.  And if he wasn't born in America, he is a marketing genius because he fooled us all.  We elected him.

3) The NFL Lockout.  Right now it's a bunch of whining by billionaires (owners) and millionaires (players.)  It has no effect on my life right now.  Keep your boring arguments going behind closed doors and let me know what happens in September when the games are supposed to start.  Then, it effects me.

4) Dancing With The Stars.  I don't care.   Unless Ralph Machio loses.  Then, I'll know Johnny wins and the bullies have one up on us.  Tom Bergeron-pull a Mr. Myagi and save us all!

5) Katie Couric leaving. A friendly, perky reporter didn't make it on a show that no one under 60 watches.  Send up a flare when you get to a surprising finding. 

6) The Royal Wedding.  I know I said this twice.  But I really don't care.  Really.  I don't.

What don't YOU care about?