It's St Patrick's Day and I don't want to be mean, but I don't really celebrate this day of green.
I know everyone else thinks it's fun, so I guess that makes me the only one...
who doesn't drink green beer all day, or have a witty limereck to say.
I hate to be that guy. I love salty meats, just not with cabbage and potatoes that are dry.
I like to enjoy a Guinness stout, but all the amatuers at the bar take all the fun out.
And I have no problem wearing a shirt that's green, but only if it's next in the pile of clothes that's clean.
So if you're Irish and you celebrate, Happy St Patrick's Day.
Celebrate who you are and be proud. Go to the parade and get loud.
If I don't join you, don't think I'm a jerk. The real reason I wrote this is I can't get out of work.
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